Joining the Dusters on this year’s world tour on backup and lead vocals is the
amazing original “Diamond Girl” herself - sweet, sweet Polly Ester (many might
know her as Dick’s 3rd and 7th ex-wife during the mid 90s). Starting her amazing
career in show business when she was 15 (her ID said 17, close enough to 18...)
as a “singing dancer” in downtown Vegas at the Slots and Sluts Casino
(combination casino/brothel), Dick and Polly hit it off instantly, maybe too
instantly, as they eloped at the Viva Las Vegas Wedding Chapel in 94’ only to
have their union ending 15 minutes later over an argument over what CD to listen
to in the limo on their way to the hotel room (Dick preferred Dean Martin, Polly
preferred Color Me Badd). While Dick has found true love since then (being
married eight more times) Polly has found her true love as an entertainer making
her mark in the music industry by performing as a backup singer (as well as
other “performing” duties”…) for the likes of Englebert Humperdink, Tom Jones,
Wayne Newton, and Christopher Cross - cover bands. Polly almost got her big
break in 2001 as a contestant on American Idol, but was dismissed during the
final cut as a result of calling Simon a “Euro trash cocksucker” and Paula a
“second rate pill-popping, B-list talent whore” because of their comments about
her allegedly dropping an F-bomb during her a cappella version of “Amazing
Grace”. Among her hobbies, besides doing cover music, are doing yoga, doing
astrology, and doing her band members. Polly is looking forward to this year’s
tour and showcasing her amazing voice, as well as enormous funbags, to the
legions of Dickheads around the globe.