Also joining this year’s tour is Dick’s longtime pal New Yorker Vito
Testosteroni. Vito is a valuable member of the Team Diamond camp, as he
wears many hats acting juggling responsibilities as the Duster’s henchman,
bookie, personal body guard, illegal
activities agent, escort coordinator, and tour bus driver. He also plays
guitar. Dick and Vito go back to the days when Vito was a part time bouncer
at the famed Studio 54 nightclub in NYC. Rumor has it that during a show in
78
Dick
was catching the eye of the wife of jealous mob boss Vinnie Bagodonuts, who
proceeded to send three of his “cleaners” to rough up Dick after the show in
the dressing room. Alert of the raucous, Testoteroni, (who owns three black
belts and a set of brass knuckles) came to Dick’s rescue and proceeded to
“clean some house” himself. Also a sessions musician
for years on guitar, Vito’s biggest claim to fame is that he had the honor
of doing some studio work for Christopher Cross during the recording of
“Ride Like the Wind”; not actual playing, but doing the drywall back when he
worked in the carpenters union.